I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate that Neil Patrick Harris is in our lives.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
I fail to see the downside here
The supposed catch just makes it even better
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
me, on tony abbott (via tonystarkr)
#he’s offended the chinese extremely from what my mum has told me#by telling the japanese prime minister that the japanese ‘weren’t technically bad’ or something in the second world war#like you do realise the rape of nanking was a thing right#that’s almost as bad as going up to jewish people and saying ‘that hitler guy wasnt so bad ey’
it’s literally just as bad what the shit fucking shitstick is happening with this dude jfc
one of my least favourite things is when a volcano erupts and destroys everything in my city
How many times has this happened to you
so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom