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love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

nerdinessinabluebox:

I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate that Neil Patrick Harris is in our lives.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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my-name-is-long:

spatialsphere:

I fail to see the downside here

The supposed catch just makes it even better

my-name-is-long:

spatialsphere:

I fail to see the downside here

The supposed catch just makes it even better

(via givememypeanut-butter)



fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via fake-suicide-of-genius)


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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

(via fake-suicide-of-genius)


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HIS EARS ARE SO BIG, BUT HE LISTENS TO NOTHING

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me, on tony abbott (via tonystarkr)

it’s literally just as bad what the shit fucking shitstick is happening with this dude jfc 

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snapchatting:

damnniggafish:

snapchatting:

one of my least favourite things is when a volcano erupts and destroys everything in my city

How many times has this happened to you

3

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#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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Understanding that people are always a worse version of who they want to be is a way of loving them.

-Spencer Madsen, from You Can Make Anything Sad (Publishing Genius Press, 04.14)

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oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

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livingwithlycanthropy:

I love how our reaction to Teen Wolf not having any scenes between Derek and Stiles anymore is to start BROTP-ing Derek and his future father in law.

You can knock me down but

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